Crazy mis-types for April

| April 24, 2013 | 0 Comments

Despite my lovely new bright pink keyboard, which is marvellously un-sticky without so much as a crumb or scrap of fluff to block the pads, I’ve managed to clock up some splendid mis-types this month.

As usual spellcheck let them sail through unharmed. But they were caught by my eagle copywriter’s eye before they could do any mischief.┬áHere they are.

Funny mis-types for April

  • Targets and gaols (goals)
  • food for the brian (brain)
  • gird your lions (loins)
  • spreadshit (spreadsheet!)
  • alanise (analyse)
  • cause ham to your computer (harm)

Just typing them out made me giggle. Oh, I love my job.

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By Kate Goldstone - ()

Originally from Middlesbrough, I lived in Brighton for many years before moving to North Devon. I’ve had a passion for words all my life and this is my twelfth year as a freelance writer. In my spare time I draw, paint, sculpt, carve wood and rock, garden, read, write poetry and enjoy long distance hiking. I sing and play the recorder. I collect modernist paintings, vintage rugs and mid-century German art pottery. I’m a member of The Poetry Society. And I am an experienced volunteer shepherd, a ‘Lookerer’.

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